polish jump start
going to a basketball court, getting naked, attaching power cables to your n-ts-ck, jam a midget on the end of your c-ck and hit the switch with the intention of blasting the midget off your electrified w-ng through the hoop from the 3 point line. extra points for a swish.
yesterday sucked -ss, i was boris yeltsin level drunk and i hit the court with some homies to practice my polish jump start. i killed 3 midgets and my c-ck exploded….i did hit a few 3’s though. winning!
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