Polish Microwave
putting a food item, usually a sandwich, under your armpit for the purpose of warming it up. most effective after a hot day without deodorant. may also add a distinct flavor to the item being warmed.
verb: that burger is getting a little cold, better give it a polish microwave before you eat it.
noun: this turkey sandwich is a little bland. i think i’ll stick it in the polish microwave for a while.
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