polish resume
(pr-nounced powlish r’zoom) a variation of the withdrawal method, wherein the p-n-s is re-inserted into the v-g-n- immediately after (and sometimes during) -j-c-l-t–n.
stacy: “you hear theresa is pregnant?”
martha: “no! but i heard francis was a pretty big fan of the polish resume! he calls it ‘courting fate'”
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