Polish Roulette


when you are having intestinal blow out and you take the risk of farting but it turns out to be a shart.
my diabetic friend, tom, tells me every time ge eats cupcakes he spends the next few days playing polish roulette.
same as russian roulette, but used with an automatic pistol, instead of a revolver.
two bloods were playing polish roulette. not a bad thing at all.
a game similar to russian roulette, but played with an automatic pistol.

you load one or more rounds of ammunition into the clip of the pistol, and insert the clip. then you pull the slide back and release it.

of course, in an automatic pistol, this inevitably loads a round into the chamber and c-cks the weapon, ensuring that the gun will go off when you pull the trigger.
two crips were playing a game of polish roulette, which is not a bad thing at all.
a version of russian roulette played with 100% chance of the first shot firing a round.

other variants of this game involve lethal amounts of drugs in a cup rather than guns.
heath ledger played polish roulette with pills.
you get 10 advil and one birth control pill. put it in a hat, reach your hand in, and what ever you grab is what you take for the day.
how were you born? i played polish roulette, got an advil not a birth control pill.
much like russian roulette, but five shots are loaded into a revolver rather than one.
polish roulette is a surefire way to die like a moron.

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