polish toilet (croatian and serbian ‘poljski zahod’, ‘poljski wc’), a type of composting toilet sitting in the backyard or a garden of a country or weekend house. typically made of wood and used to top-up the soil fertility. usually placed outside of lights reach, requiring valor and night vision in order to be used after dark.
after reading bram stoker’s dracula and having lemonade, i have to pee badly, but it’s pitch black, and we only have a polish toilet.
a unusally cr-ppy dog, who is fat. only one person likes this dog, and others sometimes do, until they realize what it is. that dog is certainly a kitsu by the way he acts.
when you mistype ‘d-mnit’ then your friends make fun of you. person one: you spelt that wrong danmit! person two: hahhahahahahaha you spelt that wrong! you dumbo! person one: shut the f-ck up, richard!
- order disorder
the inability of a restaurant patron to place an order because they’re overwhelmed by the choices. i experience order disorder every time i see the menu at a bbq joint because there are too many choices.
- messy v*g*n*
a messy v-g-n- is a v-g-n- usually covered in s-m-n. like after a creampie when the s-m-n starts to leak out guy: i’m about to c-m girl: pull it out guy: *c-ms on v-g-n-* you have a messy v-g-n- 😉
- camping bush
when a woman’s pubic hair gets a little unruly because she is camping and does not have access to proper facilities to tame the beast. rita apologized to us for her camping bush she was sporting while wearing her swimsuit on the boat during a week long camping trip.