Polish tuxedo
an outfit consisting of sweatpants and a zip up sweatjacket that are both the same color, most likely adidas, reebok, or nike.
see paulie walnuts/niko belic wearing a polish tuxedo
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the act of putting on completely mismatching clothes and not caring about it in the least. a typical example would be a pair of really shiny dress shoes, white socks, track pants ( with holes), a blazer and a t shirt (usually filthy). usually happens on laundry day, after a night of binge drinking, or becoming homeless after forgetting to do laundry and going binge drinking then your wife kicks you out.
also happens when guys no longer give a sh-t about themselves, or have completely went off the deep end.
man 1 ” check out borat’s polish tuxedo!”
man 2 ” easy deluxe, we have all worn a polish tuxedo after a good night of drinking and losing our clothes.”
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