Polished Stick


a discrete way of saying d-ld-, often used with your friends around your parents.
monica: did you buy that 12″ d-ld-?
eaven: yes, i’m definitely gonna use it tonight.
mom: what are you talking about?
eaven: just the polished stick i bought today.

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