Political Greeting


when you b-mp into a friend of a friend, or an ex, or your mates girlfriend your not that keen on and you have to say h-llo and pretend to have a brief conversation with them otherwise you look bad.
bob: i b-mped into lucy the other day, she’s so annoying but she’s going out with my house mate at the moment so i just gave her the old political greeting and moved on.

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