politicians

1) the real, most dangerous gang in the united states. will do anything to get anything, regardless if they’re unsure if they really even want it, so long as they antic-p-te some sort of prestigious accolade, or better yet, money, as a result.

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2) magicians. take exceedingly increasing amounts of money from citizens annually and not only make it disappear, but manage to create black holes and fluctuations in the entire sp-ce-time continuum with it (see national debt clock).
the politicians came to these projects about 4 years back. all of the other gangs quickly left. remaining residents immediately became too poor to eat and died.

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..how come all of that money is literally no where?
–ssholes

politicians are to truth what mtv is to music
that bears repeating:

“politicians are to truth what mtv is to music” -me
1. a person who practices politics.

“politics” is derived from the words “poly” meaning “many”, and “tics” meaning “blood-sucking parasites.”

2. one who was perfected the art of lying.

3. a highly paid yes-man.
george w. bush promised a man mission to mars, of course we should believe him!
crook driven by money.
roughly 95 percent of the time, the politician who spends more money on their campaign wins.
people that should never, ever be trusted under any circ-mstances.
lying -sshole
politicians dont do sh-t for the common man. they only help the rich
a lying, piece-of-sh-t corporate f-ckwad who lies out their -ss to get elected telling you how much they care for you, and then once their sorry–ss gets in office, they lie, cheat, steal and f-ck the whole system up in order to keep the power.
just look at any godd-mn politician.