Politipoon


when you feign interest in a politician, political group, event, fundraiser, or offer aid to any of these groups or at these events just to try and get some -ss.
sean knows that he can get some great politipoon if he faked interest in the aids walk.

mary was going to get her some politipoon. first she was going to volunteer at the obama office, then she was going to stop by the clinton office and, tomorrow, she was going to have a nice long talk with that hot guy who works the phones at the mccain office.

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