Polley
to head-b-tt something accidentally (usually when drunk) with force enough to do damage to both yourself and the object /person you are head-b-tting
guy 1: jeez did you see jeff polley that streetlight last night?
guy 2: yeah man, he nearly left a dent in it, he was so drunk.
guy 1: oh man, i totally polleyed that chick last night when i got her home.
guy 2: how’d you manage that?
guy 1: i went in for a kiss and misjudged the distance.
guy 2: you seriously need to stop drinking so much.
a polley is a wart which cover the j-pseye.
help i cant p-ss,why?, ive got a polley !!!
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