pollock

a slang term for polish people. usually meant as an insult. often heard in western pennsylvania. pollocks often have an uncontrollable love of polka music.
donnie – “i had kraut and kielbasa for dinner last night”

jim – “you’re such a pollock”
a slang term for a polish person.
that stupid pollock.
a word you cannot use to describe another polish person unless you are also a pollock.
polish person 1: yo pollock!
polish person 2: w-ssup pollock?
black person: hey pollocks!
both polish people: shut up you racist!
/ˈpɒlək/ pol-uhk

(verb). to divert or derail a reasonably functional internet message board by interjecting the unanswerable, indeterminate question ‘what is (good?) art’ into an otherwise perfectly good discussion cycle. after jackson pollock, a famous artist who has sp-wned more discussions about ‘what is art?’ than anyone ever in history.
(esteemed senior member of internet forum): “…after the last tornado it was spread across three states.”

(squidly newby): “yes, but was it art?”

(all other members): “aw, man – you just pollocked that thread!”
v. the process of having a particularly aggressive and forceful bout of diarrhea that leaves the inside of the bowl splattered as though jackson pollock had painted it in your poo.

n. the resulting image of the interior of the toilet bowl after one has pollocked.
lindsey, if you keep eating those garbanzo beans you are going to pollock!
a movie so bad that not only is it hated by the mainstream but also by wayne pollock.
i just watched “public enemy” with johnny depp, it was total pollocks
to -j-c-l-t- on a surface in a manner that resembles the artistic form of the late jackson pollock- known for his drippings and trickling of paint across canvas.
“dude, i pollock-ed all over her face last night.”

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