shwift
when you are mowing your lawn and a furry reptile walkks into your hand shouting shwifty five shwifty dive shwifty live!…..
you grab this reptile by the facy and quickly dispose of it under your wife’s skirt.
i shwift (ed) the friggity froppity last morning.
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