polluted finger
the state your poor unsuspecting finger(s) may find itself in after you place it in an unwashed and soiled hairy clam for a finger party. note it will smell suspicious and contaminated for hours/days, especially the next morning.
my hand was invited to “club minge” by a chav-ette to strum her b-ss, but had to leave because i think it was dead or dying in there, the smell was putrid, i left with a polluted finger that smelt like hull fish market on a hot day and a sense of shame and self dissappointment. at least it saved the old boy from a disease.
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