pølsefest
when all the norwegian nerd’s in a neighbourhood gathers together to make awful memes and eat hotdogs. usually where sjommis find his targets.
you: d-mn daniel, that pølsefest was spot on!
middleaged mexican dude: yeah dude, norwegians sure know how to party!
you: same time next week?
middleaged mexican man: heck yeah! pølsefest!
pølsefest is the most awesome thing you can do. it involves “pølse” and “fest”. “pølse” (translated from danish) means sausage and “fest” means party. so it’s basically just a sausage party. “pølsefest” is an only men’s party, but it is not gay or perverted. “pølsefest” is amazing, and just so you know, you suck if you won’t attend your friends “pølsefest”.
“man, i can’t wait for that “pølsefest”
“wow man, me neither”
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