poltergoosed


to be pinched on the b-m by a mischievous spirit.
brad: holy sh-t! what was that all about dude?
corey: what?
brad: you just pinched my b-ttocks, dude, wtf?
corey: what? no i f-ckin’ didn’t!
brad: oh, right, so you’re saying i’ve just been poltergoosed!?
corey: huh?
brad: c’mon corey, everyone knows you have the hots for me, just admit it and stop blaming paranormal activity for your constant inappropriate advances.

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