polterwang


the “phantom p-n-s” effect certain pants have upon the female form.
“these new jeans make my -ss look great but give me a polterw-ng when i sit down.”

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    by taking 6 dumps within 4 seconds of each other. dude i just had a p–ptrocity and my -n-s is bleeding and i think we need a new toilet.

  • twexit

    gone from twitter (twitter exit) off to dreamland #twexit

  • twienered

    to send a picture of ones p-n-s or “wiener” via twitter. jane: tony twittered a pic of his d-ck to a couple girls. jack: oh, he twienered?

  • twiddler

    one who smokes marijuana. also know as a “pot head”. i just bough an ounce of purple kush last week and already smoked it all. d-mn man, you are turning into a huge twiddler. two best friends who couldn’t live without each other. these two friends see each other every day and they usually partake […]

  • david furnish

    the significant other of elton john. sorry, boys, you’re too late…. elton’s already got a special hunk of sp-nk named david furnish! also known as mrs elton john. in late 2005, ms david furnish vowed, in a civil union (or f-ggot’s marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with sir elton for the rest of her […]


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