polycaff


someone (often a remote worker or telecommuter) who visits many cafes to avoid becoming a regular customer.
joe: hey brian, where are you working today?
brian: i was at the coffee bean this morning, but i shifted to java jones for my post lunch work.
joe: you’re such a polycaff.

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