polyfest

the largest polynesian event in the world. featuring performances on stages of all polynesian countries and also a diversity stage. a secondary school compet-tion. #repyourcountry

held in the beginning of term 1 in the new zealand school year at the manukau sports bowl in manukau. famous for their asian straw hats and the dumb sh-ts who wear their kathmandu jackets in summer.
also known as ‘fightfest’ for the 100s of fights that happen each year usually after prize giving. 100% guaranteed

the fights are between rival gang members, tonga vs. samoa, niuean vs. samoan, anyone vs. samoan.
all the good fights are viral on facebook and those kids get a hiding from their parents, when they get home.

a lot of sh-t starts between school’s like avondale, kelston and st bolos when one of them beat the other two on tongan or samoan stage.

a celebration of polynesian culture full of immature little kids who just want to have a hoka with anyone because they think they’re tough.

remember court is up the road. don’t be dumb.
‘doks when are you performing at polyfest?’

‘sat-rday, 10am.’

‘ghee, she said she’s gonna knock you out.’
‘since when?’
‘she said she’s going to drop you at poly.’

•poly= shortened name for polyfest when used around that time and in the correct context.
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