poma

acronym for diarrhea or serious b-tt spew: p-ssing out my -ss. also referred to as “the pom”.
if you go to mexico, don’t drink the water, unless you want poma.

yo man, that oven pizza gave me the pom.
poma (p.o.m.a) means p-ss/p-ssing out my -ss as used in the south park episode “le pet-t tourette”.
i ate too much fibre last night and proceeded to poma in and around the toilet bowl this morning.
pomas — affectionately known as “pomas p. peranius” — is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature that scavanges the eastern coast of north america. many cultures have developed traditional dances as a symbolic method to clense themselves after coming into contact with pomas. the most distinctive way to identify an anti-pomas dance is to look for the horizontal “v” formed by ones hands in an alternating up and down motion.

— one must be extremely cautious when coming into contact with a pomas. proper training for witnessing such a creature may be required.
hey mikey, get a load of that pomas over there. hold on to jimmy, i heard he eats children.
stands for p-ss out my -ss. from an episode out south park.
after eating taco bell i took a huge poma when i got home.

i was mad at my gf after we broke up so i went to her home and poma’d on her when she was sleeping.
me and my friend poma’d on our teacher’s desk after we failed a test

i opened the bathroom stall and saw mad poma in the toilet.
stands for p-ss out my -ss. from an episode out south park.
after eating taco bell i took a huge poma when i got home.
i was mad at my gf after we broke up so i went to her home and poma’d on her when she was sleeping.

me and my friend poma’d on our teacher’s desk after we failed a test
i opened the bathroom stall and saw mad poma in the toilet.
poma-c-ckroach
look at that poma on the counter
when just being creative and saving your own -ss cya. also an easy way of just creating a to-do list, that you don’t plan on doing. the longer the list the less poma it seems to be.
the boss request for a pre-report of what you will be doing at the next conference. you poma and provide him/her with a list of things that you will be researching or people that you will be meeting, that you don’t know will even be possible.