Pond Dick
the only std not caused by s-xual intercourse with another human, pond d-ck occurs when one swims in a dirty pond covered with green, toxic algae. parasites dwelling beneath the algae cl-ster around a male’s p-n-s when that male jumps into said pond. upon exiting the pond, the parasites burrow into the p-n-s, leaving a b-mpy rash known as pond d-ck. this condition cannot be treated and is generally more feared than the hiv virus.
brian: i’m not running tomorrow, because i want to go swimming in the pond.
steve: aren’t you worried you might get pond d-ck?
brian: you’re right. i’ll come to practice. the pond has too much green slime. i definitely do not want to obtain pond d-ck.
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