pond monkey
a girl who thinks she’s hot sh-t when in reality she’s uglier than a horses b-tthole. usually hangs around and jumps around to local gas stations and follows her ex boyfriend around and demands that the d-ck comes back.
look at her! she smells like a god d-mn pond monkey.
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