Pondgasm
having an -rg-sm by you or someone else picking your abnormally large nose, usually an old fat english teacher, that smells like sh-t.
miss pond: pick my nose baby
student: ummm okay…
miss pond: ooooooh yessss deeper! faster! yessssssss!!!!!!!!!!
student: eww did you just have a pondgasm?
student: i’m calling the cops b-tch
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