Pongo’d
a “pongo” is a stance which can be performed by standing next to a colleague and placing one foot (preferably a large slip-on) on the desk next to the intended target. thus, forcing the genitals into a close proximity of victims face. ideally, to be recognized as an official “pongo”, the desk or table must be at least 2’6″ high.
jesus dean… i was f-cking sat minding my own business building the page 7 at work when i got a whiff of twiglets. when i turned round all i saw was a size 14 slip-on on my desk. straight away i knew it… i’d been f-cking pongo’d
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