Ponk


a jewish/brooklyn/new york slang for marijuana and the illegal usage of this substance.
im gonna grind up the ponk…p-ss the binger mush!
ponk – the art of finding and identifying species, -ssociated most with inverts but will cover all groups of taxa.

from the original term – piddly ponk.
“off to the woods for a ponk” or “going out ponking”
a word that is very versatile. verb, noun, adjective. in its true form, a ponk is a situation that is of unfathomable hilarity (also known as “lolz”). there may also be a delicious twist of irony that accompanies the event (or may accompany the description of an event). the act of ponking is universal and may be related to “pwning” or “owning.” if ashton kutcher were to make a new television show, it would be called “ponked.”

ponking or the event of a ponk often results in a significant amount of qqing or tting. a ponk is often the consequence of a gg.

conjugated and various forms include: ponked, ponkyed, ponky, ponking, ponks, ponkage
as a noun,

me: remember when we were about to sign a lease to that house?
you: then some b-tches signed in front of us? yeah.
me: what a ponk.

as a verb,

me: dude, remember that crazy landlord?
you: yeah we are about to ponk the sh-t out of her.
me: that’s what she gets for getting us to try to sign a lease without seeing a house.

as a an adjective,

me: that house over there is very ponky.
you: seriously.
a catchall exclamation, generally used when you have just caused something to explode or be launched in an unconventional manner.
1) player 1: (as he owns player 2 with a gravity hammer) ponk!!!

2) jefferey: (as he punts a small dog) ponk!!!
shortening of ‘post-drinks’. the act of going back to a friend’s house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to pre-drinks or prinks.
although they were already totally w-nkered, they headed back to matt’s for ponks.

the party was disappointing and there was little poontang on offer, so the boys decided to ponk at jonny’s instead.
shortened version of post-drinks. the act of going back to a friend’s house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to ‘pre-drinks’ or ‘prinks’.
despite already being totally w-nkered, they decided to head back to matt’s for ponks.

the party turned out to be be disappointing, so the lads decided to leave early and ponked at jonny’s instead.
the lesser-known collective word for gonads, like a ‘pride of lions’
you act like you have a ponk of gonads

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