Ponking
the inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. female ponkers usually become cougars.
sarah is ponking james in the bathroom again.
ponking is the act of w-nking whilst having a sh-t, in short, mastash-tting
v. ponk
n. ponker
am going to the toilet for a ponk, be back in 20 mins
matt n. loves ponking
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