Pontiac 6000

a baller-mobile that can destroy even the toughest mailboxes with its bad -ss front b-mper
the 6-twizy cost $35 and i signed the t-tle bott van beland and it is now resting at ctr
fwd midsize sedan. a gm a-body made by pontiac which was discontinued in 1991 (see buick century, chevy celebrity, oldsmobile ciera). they are very reliable cars. even the old models, which go back to 1982, are very roomy, legally seating up to six with the bench seat in front. for some reason, they were offered with a 2.5l 4-cylinder; apparently they thought having a 4-cyl = better gas mileage. the car is so d-mn heavy it didn’t get much better mileage than the v6 model. early models, such as the ’84, came with a 2.8l v6 and a 3-speed auto. later ones upgraded to the 3.1 with a 4-speed overdrive.
i bought a 6000 le for $20. it looked like total sh-t, but could leave any ricer sitting at the light. didn’t have a m-ffler either. upon hearing the engine rev, it was mistaken for an old mustang. ownzer.
perfect “teenager’s first car.” i got mine for my 17th birthday from my uncle. it’s the boxiest car you’ll ever see. very easy to gut open and add in aftermarket stereos and starters.
people laugh when they see me start my sh-tbox p6k in the winter.