Pontip
an exquisite example of exotic beauty in it’s most unrivaled form. a goddess of baked goods, an enthusisast of precious puppies, and a perosn of great comp-ssion and grace. women bearing this fabulous name are very welcoming to their homes, have sweet–ss tattoos, and can bake a mean rum cake.
i was stranded in chicago with no place to stay and a girl named pontip said “holla!”
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