pontoontang
a pontoon boat or “party barge” that that is busting with poontang.
when aboard pontoontang, clothing is optional.
a really big/fat p-ssy
anna nicole smith before she got fat = puntang
anna nicole smith on her tv show(aka fat)= pontoon tang
noun
1. a term used to describe when a woman’s iud or other feminine hygiene product can double as a flotation device.
a police officer at a press conference today said and i quote: “we found the remains of an unidentified, half eaten woman washed up on the sh-r- this morning at approximately 6:15 am. it appears she used her maxi pad as a sort of pontoontang. little did she know that she was also chumming the water for sharks in the process.”
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