Pony Keg


a half-size beer container that holds about 7.75 gallons (a quarter barrel, or 62 pints of beer.
there’s only going to be six of us, so let’s just get a pony keg.
a convenience store that sells liquor and kegs (southwest ohio)
run down to the ponykeg and get me a sixer of hudepohl.
a woman with a pertruding abdomin. the pony keg is the female equivalent of the male beer belly.
“she’s not pregnant. its just a pony keg”.
a small store that may sell beer, wine, chips, penny candy, and other usually small items. similar to the stores that you might find at a gas station, a convenience store, or maybe a 7 eleven, but usually tucked away within a neighborhood and not as well stocked.
i’m going to walk down to the pony keg and get some doritos.

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