ponyfail
when a dude has a ponytail, but he is b-tt-ugly, not very s-xy, and/or the ponytail is extremely unkempt.
“ew, look at that guy. that’s a ponyfail.”
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a ponytail made with no regard for style.
he just bough a miata and he’s sporting a ponyfail – must be a mid-life crisis.
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