ponytail hot mess
flirty woman at a bar or club, sort of good looking, certainly do-able by guy standards, half in the bag and looking well spent, bouncing all over the place from table to table, with her hair in a ponytail waging like a dog’s tail
hey, look at the ponytail hot mess at the bar trying to pick up on that guy (chuckles)
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