poo bandit
poo bandit is someone who sneaks out of cl-ss or a meeting just for the sick pleasure of being in the bathroom by them selves. once in the bathroom they will begin their h-m-s-xual act by taking a sh-t and then once they are done they proceed to take the sh-t out of the bowl with their bare hands and smother it onto the walls or toilet. the worst thing is when these idiotic people mould their sh-t into little people as if it was playdoh and then play with them.
joey is a poo bandit i know this because when he came out of the stall his hands were full of sh-t
someone who goes into a public restroom and uses their own poo to write “poo bandit” on the bathroom stall. in order to be a true poo bandit you must continuously do this and never reveal your true ident-ty.
grace burke poos every week in a public restroom and uses her finger as a pen to write “poo bandit” on the wall in her own poo.
someone who hides in the bathroom, kicks down the stall door while you’re taking a sh-t, and proceeds to move you out of the way and steal your feces from under you and run away.
jim: oh boy, i hope i don’t get a visit from the poo bandit
-door crashes open-
deanna: too bad, sucker
-proceeds to steal poo-
deanna: poo bandit away!
jim: but this is a men’s bathroom…
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