Poo Bear
the act of smearing honey on another’s -n-s then licking it clean.
i was giving my girlfriend a poo bear when my head became wedged in her honey jar.
euphemism for vomiting. said for the benefit of those who have bad memories/mental images, or a general phobia of the sound/smell/sight of vomit. the idea is that you replace the ugly word with one which sounds infinitely more positive.
omg i just had to poobear, that guy’s eye just fell out.
this sh-t seriously makes me poobear.
a hideous nickname for a tall lengthy man who lives in a bas-m-nt.
poo bear, make me a sandwich and get me a beer
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