poo-bear’d
being -ss raped with honey, or -n-l s-x with honey used as lubricant
kevin mitnick was poo-bear’d while in prison.
following copious defecating/diarrhoea, leftover faeces can gather in the shape of a common beard – often drooping from between the legs, perhaps suspended by pubic hairs.
>”did you wipe?”
“sure i did”
>”then how come you got a poo beard?”
“…”
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