Poo Cactus
poo cactus is the world’s largest giant -n-l spiked d-ld-. leaves your -sshole dripping blood and looking like a wizard’s sleeve.
dimensions:
cactus (shaft) – 18in. long x 6in. diameter
spikes – 3in. long (protruding from ‘cactus’ from multiple angles)
poo cactus is exactly the product you need if you feel your -n-l s-x has been lacking those intense, noticeable sensations.
the bold, true-to-life size and tissue-ripping 3 inch metal spikes are guaranteed to have your -n-s throbbing for at least 3 days after use!-
-may vary based on proper bandaging of the -n-l walls and healing time (the pace at which your -n-s repairs itself). if you find you are recovering too fast for your liking, we recommend more aggressive usage.
pooooooo cactus!
the best cactus in the world!
pooooooo cactus!
penetrating the -sshole of every boy and every girl!
example 2:
rick: dude you might have a serious injury, your -ss is leakin’ mad blood.
greg: nah it’s all good, i tried poo cactus the other day. still feeling it now, 3 days and i haven’t stopped bleeding.
rick: holy sh-t, dude…
greg: yea it works like a charm!
rick: awesome! i wanna try, can i borrow yours?
greg: yea!
rick: yea!
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