poo commute
verb. when you purposely p-ss the closest toilet by your work area only to do your “big business” in another department’s toilet to avoid your coworkers.
noun. the travel time needed to sh-t in a safer zone.
i had too poo commute to the other side of the building to take a sh-t. it was nasty!
noun: thank god the floor above us was free. i had to ride the poo commute because cindy sits right by our bathroom. …and i sure like that cindy.
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