Poo Golf


when you swap varying stories and images of different poo you come across with a mate, often through text messaging. the poo may be one of your own, or some random dog t-rd you came upon on the footpath, as an example.

this is clearly a boredom game.
person 1 : “what are you taking a picture of that cow pat for?!”
person 2 : “my mate and i are playing poo golf. he’ll love this one!”

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