Poo Horn
as in “shoe horn”, the poo horn is an implement used to ease toilet blocking t-rds of unusually large dimensions round the tight fitting u-bend.
the standard poo horn is a bristled utensil usually found behind or next to the bog bowl, but pretty much anything can be used as a poo horn to deal with problem size poo’s (coat hanger, bread knife etc).
my comfort dump was so big i had to poo horn it round the u-bend and flush three times!
the erection received from additional pressure from squeezing excretion
after i clean my -ss im always left with a poo horn
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