Texas Corndog
the act of filling a women’s v-g-n- with corndog breading, then inserting your p-n-s and taking it out, putting it in a deep fryer and having her eat your fried d-ck, thus the texas corndog.
“man jimmy’s texas corndog looks so succulent, i can’t wait to eat it!”
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