poo mining
what is poo mining, i hear you ask with great interest? it is another name for -n-l s-x. the reasoning being that:
– it involves a deep, dark hole
– it involves a shaft
– there certainly isn’t any gold to be found in the cavities of this mine
– if you put a canary in there it would almost certainly die from the fumes
see you later lads, i’m off poo mining.
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