poo monkey
a dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one’s -rs- hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.
showering before sh-tting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.
when you take a p–p so big that it is the size of a monkey!!
dude go in the bathroom and check out my poo monkey
a nickname derived from a shroom and boosh filled afternoon. can be shortened to “poomunks.”
person one: “alright poomonkey?”
person two: “i need a poo!”
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