poo nest
a comfortable warm, hygienic and dry seating area for -n-l deposits. placing sheets of toilet paper tactically around the rim of the toilet seat.
a cold public toilet with a wet seat, what to do?
tear sheets from the toilet roll, place strategically, sit back and relax. maybe read the news? or perhaps listen to 5 live – f-ck it, just hook up a portable tv and poo in luxury… this poo nest is lush
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