poo noodle
when you f-ck someone or something so hard up the -ss theire sh-t goes into your d-ck and when you go to p-ss for the first time after s-x you p-ss it out. . it hurts lol
man i f-cked her so hard i had a poo noodle that cloged the tiolet.
after sucessfully having -n-l s-x, a string of poo is left in the pee hole
“dude, last night sucked, i got poonoodled by your sister”
deficating in someones pillow. the owner of the pillow unkowingly rests their head against the pillow thereby recieveing a facefull of poo noodles
keith layed down for the night not knowing that greg had been their earlier, poo noodles
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