Poo Placement


the act of aiming the poo exiting your -n-s to hit a specific target. for instance a spider, an pre-dropped depth-charge or the side in extreme cases. for example:
i went for a sh-t and a spider was trying to escape. needless to say i used yesterdays lunch as mortar rounds using poo placement

as we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, i had to as it was the lesser of two evils – side-pan skidmarks or splashback. i was mid-poo and i knew the next one had a decent surface area. this meant that i had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scr-ped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.

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