poo ripper
when you do a poo that rips your -rs- apart because it is so bl–dy big and m-ssive. it feels like your -rs- has been rapped. it has chunky bits in it the size of tennis b-lls. wait that is a tennis ball. gross. can often get to be 25 centimetres- around! it really hurts. be careful you will need a larger size toilet. note: try not to do a poo ripper in your pants.
‘when sean went for a sh-t he did a poo ripper that was the size of a basketball!’
‘my name is brody and i just ripped my -rs- apart with a poo ripper’
‘murray jones did a poo ripper that didnt rip her -ss?’
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