Poo snuggler
there are 10 stalls in a restroom, all are empty, except the one you are in. another person comes in, surveys the situation, decides to sh-t in the stall right next to you. only 2 possible reasons. they want to smell your sh-t vapors and/or want you to smell theirs.
i ran into a poo snuggler at work twice this week. the smell was beyond rancid. i want to scream “why are you sh-tting next to me when there are 9 other stalls open!!?”
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