poo tag
when having a bath the crusty poo melts off your b-m and u try to move the poo chunk toward the drain but the poo resists all motion and u can never quite catch it.
if u wipe yo -ss you will never need play poo tag ever again
a washroom game where the one who is it, leaves a p–p in the toilet without flushing-. you become it when you walk into the washroom to find a p–p that has not been flushed. you must then continue the cycle of poo-tagging, either in a new location, or right away.
-bonus kudos for leaving a p–p that isn’t covered up by toilet paper. the grosser, the better the revenge.
bro, i got poo-tagged today at the mall, now i gotta leave some p–p at a mcdonald’s to hopefully poo-tag some fat–ss after his big mac.
you wipe your finger across your b-m hole and poke someone with it.
it’s like playing tag only involving some poo. therefore “poo tag”.
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