Poo-tard
someone who takes a r-t-rdedly long time to take a dump.
we had to pause the movie cause steve was a pootard.
someone who can not study with other people because they will lose concentration
andrew couldn’t study with the group today beause he is a pootard.
whenever someone defacates in someone else’s backyard, than rubs their face in it and goes into that persons house and kisses the mans wife.
my wife got raped by that d-mned pootard!!!
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