poobumitus
this disease is caused by the collection of parasites feasting on the rich blood of vampire bats. human hair mimics the apperance and perfect habitat of the bat’s warm and fluffy coat, so when around these bats becareful for human hair is the perfect nesting sight for this parasite.
symptoms include: itchy ring, sticky b-m cheeks, constant diarrhoea and constant vomiting.
however the cure is to eat a mix of dock leaves spiced with apple seeds.
jake was n’t careful about the vampire bats and unfortunately was diagnosed with poob-mitus
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